Author Topic: Lords of the Pump (Read 3193 times)

Eugene · « **on:** September 10, 2006, 09:07:51 pm »

Pathetic Soul: Doctor, Doctor, my pump is broken. I am bleeding from many places and my arteries are melting.

Dr. Diesel: You will have to make the pilgrimage to see Father Superior Giles in the land of Big Smoke.

Pathetic Soul: I am but an indentured slave to an evil taskmaster. She will harvest my vital organ if I venture so far.

Dr. Diesel: You truly are pathetic. Nonetheless, it is my advocation to help those of Sootland. I shall conjure up a spare from my infinite resources and go see the Father Superior myself on your behalf, as he is a true friend and brotheren.

Pathetic Soul: Thank you, thank you, doctor.

Dr. Diesel: You must return to have your transplant at a moment’s notice as I must leave for far far away to renew my faith in womanhood.

Pathetic Soul: I see, but I am locked in the arms of Morpheus until high noon and only allowed to labour in darkness under cruel conditions.

Dr. Diesel: That will be the sacrifice you must make to the Gods of Diesel.

Pathetic Soul: I shall o wise one.

A few days later

Dr. Diesel: I clang your cell and command you to my lair as I am returning from Superior Giles with a refreshed pump.

Pathetic Soul: I bring homage of food and drink.

Dr. Diesel: Tada!!! With the help of Govenor Mod and a few fresh harpies your engine is reborn.

Pathetic Soul: I’m alive I’m alive.

Dr. Diesel: Go forth and champion the virtues of the Church of Diesel and the Wizardry of Superior Giles.

Pathetic Soul: I can walk, I can run, I can fly. I am a true believer.

jackbombay · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:56:27 pm »

Quote from: "Eugene"

the land of Big Smoke.

LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

dubCanuck1 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:44:40 pm »

I didn't know MacBeth drove a diesel. Good to know though.

zagarus · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:51:53 am »

To smoke or not to smoke? What a silly question.

klang · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2006, 02:27:43 am »

hahahah =)

Benjamin · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:00:21 am »

:mrgreen: lol!

Greetz, Benjamin

SMOKEYDUB · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:55:12 pm »

that was the best english class short story i ever read. i wish they were all that good. LAND OF BIG SMOKE

gnavs · « **Reply #7 on:** September 12, 2006, 01:30:14 pm »

beautifully written. Bravo

Dr. Diesel · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2006, 12:41:24 pm »

haha! that was a close one, fixing 'Pathetic Soul's' car, then immediately driving to the airport to leave for vacation. Glad you're happy with it!