mark,that sounds scary Bert
Funeral March Music.............................Dumm Dumm Der Dumm Der Der Dumm Der Dumm Der Dum Der etc. Well, I now don't think it was a tappet, I have explained to the ladyfriend what that funny red light and buzzing noise means, (how far?) 20 miles, hmm. Took about a gallon to get anything on the dipstick, yup, abosobloodylutely zero oil in it. Runs on three now, with scary orchestra of destroyed bearing knocks, so tis dead, full of oil a couple of days ago, so just curious as to the most likely post mortem mechanism of death. My bet is on piston break up, or maybe turbo oil seal failure, but there was no runaway. Don't panic as the engine is definately dead, I'm just curious as to how it ate all the oil so as to commit suicide
It starts, astonising, but it is seriously shagged. It sounds like two dozen suits of armour falling down a stone staircase, clouds of oil smoke pour out the exhaust. Utterly Butterly Shagged. Car for sale then!