They don't fit.
The Intengineering TDI rods are too wide, and hit the lip of the cylinder opening.
I had the bottom end all assembled, and was trying to bolt on the rod caps, but could not get the motor to turn more than about 45deg. WTF?

Then I saw the interference... damn, it had been going so smoothly up to that point, too.
They smack into the cylinder lip right at the edge of the oil squirter... I don't know if it will be possible to clearance the block, it looks like it might go right into the threaded squirter screw hole. The opposite side is the same. It does not seem like it needs much, the crank is almost at the 90deg position when it hits, just a couple of mils might do it.
Maybe a combination of block and rod clearancing, but I have no idea what grinding a slice out of the I-beam rod will do to the strength (well, I can guess

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To top it off, I went and sold off my original rods. I hope I can come up with a fix for this, or I'll need the old ones back.
...oh, of course, it's also a long weekend, so nothing is open for the next 3 days. Can you say "dead in the water"?