Sorry guys.i wont make it.i just hit the tree in front of trevs house....i had a bunch of drunk chicks in the car so i told them to run.i couldnt see cause i had some girls thong over my head like batman
im glad his rabbit wasnt parked there,like it usually is....
with you hillfolk'r I never know when it is real or imagined.
well that is indeed in front of my house, luckily he avoided the 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can, but he still hit the crub, and substituted the rest for an ornamental pear tree
Yea trev sent me that pic...he scared me too.said thats where he usually parks his car!
i just put a spin on the story behind the pic...
yea best queen song ever i agree,not enough airplay
so its on for spring time?
hey too bad my 79 wont be runnin..i could bring both
drive the 79 for 10 feet,stop jump out.get in the 91,drive it 10 feet stop and get in the 79..... i better get goin now to make it by springtime
Yea trev sent me that pic...he scared me too.said thats where he usually parks his car!
i just put a spin on the story behind the pic...
yea best queen song ever i agree,not enough airplay
so its on for spring time?
hey too bad my 79 wont be runnin..i could bring both
drive the 79 for 10 feet,stop jump out.get in the 91,drive it 10 feet stop and get in the 79..... i better get goin now to make it by springtime
I know a guy that got a DUI doing that. His brother was passed out and they needed to get both trucks home. So he left the passed out brother in one while he did the 100 yard shuffle. Cops were called and as slow of a process this was they got him. It was funny stuff.
That tow driver needs to learn how to unload a car!
The drunk who did that at my house totaled a telco box, a light pole, 2 trees, a low hedge, and 3 cars+ his own.
Then wandered off all disoriented and uninsured
i'll have to remember that 100 yard shuffle deal, sounds like good exercise as well.
this happened sunday night around 11, i was watching tv and heard a boom outside, it sounded like someone going over a bump too fast but when i actually looked out i saw the saturn had plowed into that tree. I ran outside right away to see if they were ok and it was a bunch of kids 16-20 years old, i bet they were probably still in highschool tho. it was 3-4 tall skinny kids with chin strap beards and really tight pants that they wore close to their knees with 90% of their underwear out. Anyways they were all running around like chickens with their heads cut off swearing and stuff, i got them paper towels and ice because they all had bloody faces. All the while i noticed some girl walking down the block i thought it was my neighbor but when she got up to me she asked if her face looked ok, i was like what you were in the wreck? She must have got out and ran the second the car hit the tree. I told her her face looked fine no bleeding or anything, then she disappeared. My neighbor came out with me and we told them like hey u gotta call 911 cause for one you all hit your heads so u should get checked out, and for 2 no ones going to tow your car away with out telling the police about it. they were all on their phones so we went inside then some car came and picked them up. so i went outside to take a picture of their license plate incase they came and got the car but left all the glass and stuff in the road. when i got outside i noticed the kid who said was driving was still there then the cops showed up and didn't believe a word that kid said, either they were drunk high, or had something on them to hide which is why they all left so quick. i think i kind of got him in trouble because i told the cops about the other kids, but oh well, his wreckless ass could have totalled my rabbit haha, which indeed i usually park right at that tree, for now on i will be in the drive way.
That tow driver needs to learn how to unload a car!
The drunk who did that at my house totaled a telco box, a light pole, 2 trees, a low hedge, and 3 cars+ his own.
Then wandered off all disoriented and uninsured
they need to learn how to do their job completely, as soon as the cops left she stopped cleaning up the road and left. didn't put anything on the transmission fluid all over the side of the road, left glass all over the place.
I cant imagine someone would actually do the 100yd shuffle lol.
probably aint bad if ya only gotta go a couplea miles
thats almost as good as the story of that guy who substituted a 22 bullet. For a fuse in the headlights on his old pickup. The one i read said it shot him in the Manhood when it went off.
Yea its like airplane,just a little more crass.
how bout the full moon part?
or the captain getting rid of all the hookers in town personally in his own car?
even dice and the chili peppers r in it.pretty funny.
every time I hear someone say" thanks buddy" I think of that cpr scene tho
Yea its like airplane,just a little more crass.
how bout the full moon part?
or the captain getting rid of all the hookers in town personally in his own car?
even dice and the chili peppers r in it.pretty funny.
every time I hear someone say" thanks buddy" I think of that cpr scene tho
OMG I didn't notice the chili peppers!?!
The capt driving the hookers had me rofling!
Yea they were playin in one of the bars..ya hear them get an intro...
I think the unknown comic was a skit from SNL??
and dices bad jokes...
why did the monkey fall out the tree?cause he was bleepin dead!
def a movie worth watchin if ya liked stupid humor....
man this stinks..its 50 degrees out at 11am,sorta chilly...
can't wait for sootfest 2013!!!
well that is indeed in front of my house, luckily he avoided the 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can, but he still hit the crub, and substituted the rest for an ornamental pear tree
Oh my god, will this ever die?!?
Best/worst vortex thread ever.