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November 30, 2006, 12:59:41 am

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i lost, but really HE was the loser
« on: November 30, 2006, 12:59:41 am »
this story is a few months old, but its a goodie....

so im driving my NA 1.6 to the liquor store with my lovely honey bunnies. driving in a 50 zone doing about that and this loud exhaust comes buzzing past me.
 its a 90s honda accord. rattle can black, prelude wheels, loud annoying exhaust. it buzzes in front of me so im right next to his muffler. i think to myself, GOD thats annoying... so i punch it, of course im in my NA diesel, so slowly i pass him. i dont look at him or anything, why do i need to? i get a car length ahead of him and cruise. then i hear that damn exhaust again. he punches it, the auto tranny downshifts for him, and the noise gets loud..... but nothing.
im doing about 70 (top speed :lol: ) and still nothing. i start thinking to myself, am i going to actually beat this POS. NOPE finally he is doing at least 80 and he passes but just in time to slow down for the light. i ask my lil honey to roll down the window and i pull up next to the guy. he looks at me and i tell him that i have 70bhp. he laughs for a second, but then he puts two n two together and the smile disappears off his face. classic. we laugh at him as we make our left turn and continue on with our night.... good times....

and just for reading all this ill give you a pic of my lil bunnies from later that night


oh yea she likes it like that!



Reply #1November 30, 2006, 07:07:13 am

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 07:07:13 am »
Hmm, looks expensive..... ;)

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Reply #2November 30, 2006, 07:32:57 am

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 07:32:57 am »
very good stuff

Oh yeah, the ricer story was good too :P
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Reply #3November 30, 2006, 09:55:00 am

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 09:55:00 am »
Nice .......   the look on his face and  chillin with girls like that tops the cake
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Reply #4November 30, 2006, 10:38:53 am

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 10:38:53 am »
Nice story man.

But I'm still trying to figure out what you were doing out driving around with three hot bunnies like that! Man, cruising around would be the furthest thing from my mind.
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Reply #5November 30, 2006, 01:48:06 pm

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 01:48:06 pm »
nice honeys there
post more pics of them frolicking
(hillfolk wipes drool from chin) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Reply #6November 30, 2006, 01:50:06 pm

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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 01:50:06 pm »
Quote from: hillfolk'r
nice honeys there
post more pics of them frolicking
you are a total pimp,lol
the one on the right side,very nice

(hillfolk wipes drool from chin) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Throttle cables ftw

Reply #7November 30, 2006, 03:37:50 pm

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 03:37:50 pm »
god bless bunnies. My neighbourhood is infested with them. too bad mine  are the furry types that leave little pyramids of poo on your lawn.  :x

honda driver was a sucker.
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Reply #8November 30, 2006, 05:53:08 pm

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 05:53:08 pm »
you can only do 70? i could do 85+ with my old na engine and no super pump, but that also had an ff attached to it.  it'd put money on you beating him from a roll, i almost beat one before with an na motor
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Reply #9December 01, 2006, 12:57:31 am

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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 12:57:31 am »
dude you are worried about the car????lol he had 3 bunnies in it
that has to be an extra 75 pounds :lol:
didnt you see the pics????? who cares about the car?????  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Reply #10December 01, 2006, 01:12:32 am

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 01:12:32 am »
Quote from: hillfolk'r
dude you are worried about the car????lol he had 3 bunnies in it
that has to be an extra 75 pounds :lol:
didnt you see the pics????? who cares about the car?????  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


yea im not worried, i can go 80. im sure since i got a speeding ticket and the cop said o was doing 80. i responded with a puzzled look....


id post some more pics, but im not at my computer, maybe later... ill have to start a new thread, i got lockable material :lol:   8)

Reply #11December 01, 2006, 08:13:19 am

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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2006, 08:13:19 am »
Lockable material you say..... :wink:

I'll have to pm you my e-mail address......can't be getting threads locked now can we?  :lol:
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Reply #12December 01, 2006, 06:12:14 pm

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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2006, 06:12:14 pm »
i like the one with the pink checker shoes
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Reply #13December 02, 2006, 06:40:18 am

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2006, 06:40:18 am »
man diesels r cool... get all the chicks.. and still have money left over to buy booze from all that saved cash! smart cars may be smart... but our diesels are smart and cool... haha

wish i could pick up chicks like that... damn must be more than just your hot wheels hehehe


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Reply #14December 02, 2006, 11:49:08 pm

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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2006, 11:49:08 pm »
HEY THATS MY SISTER! (WHY I OTTAAA) lol jk
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