Author Topic: just a rant (Read 5050 times)

RabbitJockey · « **on:** August 25, 2006, 04:10:42 pm »

usually i don't get pissed off when driving, i like to keep my cool, but today i was sitting at an intersection waiting for the light to turn green so that i could turn left on to a 2 lane road. then it finally turned green, it was the green arrow for left, so of course i turned left into the closest lane as you are supposed to. then at the same time some old stupid *** in a mitsubishi turned right and was trying to turn right into the left lane (the one furthest from her) and this was while the left turn light was green, so obviously she is an idiot then she slams on her brakes and beeps her horn at me and give me the wtf look with her arms up. i just kept driving, although it really pissed me off cause i know she thought it was my fault. and even if the light was green on her side, she still would have been in the wrong for turning into the left lane, so then up about 1/8 mile i had to turn in to the turning lane to go left onto the highway and she drove by staring me down like i was dumb, with that angry face. i really wanna choke that ***(not really, but atleast wanna have a dream tonight where i choke her haha), argh, and i usually don't mad.]

then there was this other time when i was driving about 45 in a 35, but it's a big open road, i dunno why the speed limit is so low, and then this honda pulled out in front me, but he was pretty far ahead so that if he sped up he would have no effect on me, but no, he slowly goes, i mean crawling, like he was trying to piss me off, so i maintained my speed figuring he would be up to speed soon, (i hate slowing down and speeding back up, just a waste of fuel) and then as soon as i got remotely close to his car, i was no where near riding his ass, the *** slammed on his brakes and i nearly hit him, then he swerved off to the side of the road so i kinda sat there for a second like "alright w/e that means" then i started driving again, and then he went to pull out and almost hit the car that had to stop behind me haha.

and then there was this other time where i was coming down an entrance ramp to get on the highway, and at the end is a giant stop sign like 4 feet hight, you really can't miss it, so i stopped like it said, then some guy came barrelling down behind me in a cadilliac and flipped out when i stopped and threw his arms up in the air cursing, and then drove around me over white dashed lines then stopped waited for a second and pulled out on the freeway. i did flick him off double time as he went around me, but then i stopped cause i was in work van uh-oh, i dunno why i flicked him off though, that was probably the only person i ever flicked off.

SMOKEYDUB · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:23:11 pm »

"i really wanna choke that ***(not really, but atleast wanna have a dream tonight where i choke her haha)"

CLASSIC DUDE rofl

hillfolk'r · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:34:05 am »

dude i love that pic ya drew showing "me" and "whore"
roflmao
that was a wrong move on her part
hey i TOLD ya to leave it turned up so you could bog it and soot her out,lol

RabbitJockey · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:06:53 pm »

i had it turned up, but i was gonna put on a show, alot of traffic right there, and i didn't wanna blind someone that drives like that with my smoke, or thered be another "another one bites the dust" thread on vwvortex haha.

RabbitJockey · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2006, 08:07:29 pm »

i went back the other day and saw that there is no turn light oopsies :roll: regardless i was still in the right, althought generally people turning right would have the right of way no matter what lane they are since most people are dumb and don't turn into the closest lane, but what ever...

Slave2School · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2006, 09:09:15 pm »

You did the right thing. It isn't your fault most peopel think they own the whole road and can't drive.

macsdub · « **Reply #6 on:** September 26, 2006, 12:20:01 am »

she was still a hoor
people drive here stupid
like 10 over and they are on me
so i throw soot clouds
then they beep the horn if im turnin off onto another road
ehh up yers ya loser,hope ya liked chokin on my dust,and the gravel i spit at ya from driving with one tire on hte side a little
heres a pic for them,and im sure our canadian brethren can appreciate this

jtanguay · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:26:49 pm »

Quote from: macsdub

she was still a hoor
people drive here stupid
like 10 over and they are on me
so i throw soot clouds
then they beep the horn if im turnin off onto another road
ehh up yers ya loser,hope ya liked chokin on my dust,and the gravel i spit at ya from driving with one tire on hte side a little
heres a pic for them,and im sure our canadian brethren can appreciate this

hehe!

I think women should undergo a much harder driving test. Males have testosterone which makes us want to go fast, but we actually know how to drive. It's the women who screw us up (hehe)

dubCanuck1 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:15:14 pm »

Trev0rbr, you've gotta be a true-blue Canadian at heart. I wanted to kill her, but that might be socially unacceptable, so I'll dream evil thoughts of wanting to inflict pain on her.

dubCanuck1 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:17:24 pm »

...and on the women need harder testing, I'm not so sure. How about "if you're aggressive enough not to be called a sheep, or similarly a serial killer, you're just right"?

My wife is like a rally car driver on the roads. If she had RWD, she'd drift around the advanced greens. The kids love going for rides with both of us. It's like a roller coaster ride.

RabbitJockey · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:38:34 pm »

haha, i'll be a canadian too if theres ever a draft haha, me and my jetta will change residence. i have my spurts of driving like a "hole" but i try and keep it away from traffic, like you'll never catch me weaving in and out of cars on the way or anything, but don't surprised if you pull up to a cloud of smoke a stop sign and see me drive out of it lol