Author Topic: I Lost The Car Behind Me With My Soot!!! (Read 6039 times)

vwnut20 · « **on:** June 08, 2006, 11:06:08 am »

So the other night I was driving back to my apartement. I came to a red light and needed to turn right on a busy four lane one way street. But first I had to let this super hot girl cross the street(she was smokennnnnnnnnnn!!!! :shock: ). After I was done :twisted: undressing this girl with my eyes :twisted: there was a slit break in traffic, I turn right, notice the car behind speeding up to catch to me (I dont know why) so then I let him/her have it. Just slammed the throttle to the floor. rev'd up to about 5800 RPM then shifted into 2nd. I look back in my rear view and see nothing but thick black smoke and a set of headlights slowly piercing through it. It was pretty cool and pretty funny at the same time. You got to like does Giles Modified Pumps!!! And hot girls crossing the street!!! :twisted:

Dr. Diesel · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:19:23 pm »

Quote from: vwnut20

there was a slit :

get your mind out of the gutter!

sounds like SOMEBODY needs to up the boost or turn down the fuel screw.

RabbitJockey · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:25:17 pm »

lol, i don't mind when people are cracker jacks and tail me, or beep and flick you off or w/e. but i don't understand why alot of people purposely just to close a gap so that others can't pull out, bunch of crackers.

hillfolk'r · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:55:11 pm »

they really back off when i throw them a sootbomb lately,im surprised they dont get rear ended!!they must think you are "blowing up" then when the haze clears and they go again,you are gone,nowhere to be seen,or a little spec wayy up the road..
diesels rule!!then at the next light i like to pretend they dont even exist

zagarus · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2006, 02:24:07 am »

i've gotten 4, count that! 4! hand waves in front of the face reactions from people behind me who are to close. I let them have it each time :lol: i too love diesel now.

Dr. Diesel · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2006, 02:52:27 am »

hehehe... "sootbomb" i like that. almost as funny as "F-bomb"

745 turbogreasel · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2006, 06:57:52 pm »

Quote from: zagarus

i've gotten 4, count that! 4! hand waves in front of the face reactions from people behind me who are to close. I let them have it each time :lol: i too love diesel now.

my response to this:
circle thumb and forefinger
reach just out the window
raise and lower hand a few times.

LeeG · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2006, 02:15:09 am »

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circle thumb and forefinger
reach just out the window
raise and lower hand a few times.

:?: I dont get it :?:

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hand waves in front of the face

I get that, quite a lot!

hillfolk'r · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2006, 01:31:28 pm »

heh,i posted this on the tex,but for the guys that read my thread about "me+tree pimped our dubs"
i had a lady yell at me at a traffic light"im gonna sue you if my unborn baby gets cancer"

so i did another drag style launch from the light for some extra cancer( i was breathing thru my filtered cigarette so i filtered the soot,so i wont get cancer :roll: )

A Guy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2006, 02:03:52 pm »

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"i had a lady yell at me at a traffic light"im gonna sue you if my unborn baby gets cancer"

so i did another drag style launch from the light for some extra cancer( i was breathing thru my filtered cigarette so i filtered the soot,so i wont get cancer )"

:twisted: Nice! :twisted:
That's priceless sh*t!

Out.

jtanguay · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2006, 04:00:06 pm »

ah man cancer... thats such a joke. maybe if these people would just be more patient with the foot pedal, and more courteous we wouldn't need to spam them with soot.

hillfolk'r · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:23:48 am »

the best way it make soot is to short shift into 5th gear at like 40 mph or so,so its only turnin like 2000 rpms
mas the gas,mash the brake too,to hold the speed steady
and enjoy the soot
hey deo how about the ride home from wfest?

i think we fogged out the whole road bad a few times,like 30 times lol
we fogged out a corner once
and a car coming towards us got into the corner and had to really slow down,but we were gone by then,i saw them slow way down in the mirror,lol

i was followin deo
i knew i was following him cause i blew my nose at a rest stop,and i had black snotsies :lol: :lol:

jamesdemien · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:18:13 pm »

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the best way it make soot is to short shift into 5th gear at like 40 mph or so,so its only turnin like 2000 rpms
mas the gas,mash the brake too,to hold the speed steady
and enjoy the soot

sounds like fun I'll have to try that on the way home from work tonight...

Author Topic: I Lost The Car Behind Me With My Soot!!! (Read 6039 times)

vwnut20

745 turbogreasel

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