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April 07, 2006, 06:40:36 pm

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« on: April 07, 2006, 06:40:36 pm »
so i was leaving napa (my work), i walk out and get in my car and start driving up the street, and then i noticed 3 kids standing on the side walk, i didn't look at them but i knew they were there.  and as i drive by, of course one of them has to yell "***!"  so i keep driving, letting it roll, then i thought to myself "well, the wind is blowing in there direction, so why leave it alone, i mean if the winds right, god must want me to do it"  so i turned around and as i got close i slowed down alot and put it in second, by then they were all stairing at me waiting for me to do something.  so i floored it and my car went from bogged down to wind up as i passed them, leaving a nose cloud which the calm breeze caused it to slowly float over into them as i looked in my rear view.  now normally my car smokes better than that, i was slight disappointed, so i turned around and went back, i slowed down again and came to a stop in the middle of the road, i looked at them and said, "sorry it didn't really smoke that much"  i waited a second for a response but they looked at me dumb founded, they looked a little pissed off, but mostly just dumb founded and they didn't really know how to react.  so then i just pulled away.  it was pretty dumb since i work at napa and have to park there all the time, but i guess i will just have to park at a nice spot to keep an eye on my car.  either way, bunch of punk asses got taught  :twisted:  i love diesels.


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Reply #1April 08, 2006, 01:11:54 am

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2006, 01:11:54 am »
heck yea man,,thats funny,iwas rollin,,,,,,ever get covered with the diesel dust like them??? oh yea,,later on they will wonder why the shower water runs black after washing their hair,,oh yea  diesel,the gift that keeps on giving :shock:
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Reply #2April 10, 2006, 07:56:02 pm

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 07:56:02 pm »
today again on my way home from work i saw a cop had pulled some one over and i was driving by just has he was getting out of his car, luckily even as fun as it is, and even though these are the last few days i will have with my na motor which i love, i decided it'd be best not to, or else i might be seeing that cop again, looking through my window.
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Reply #3April 11, 2006, 12:01:11 am

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 12:01:11 am »
classic!!
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Reply #4April 26, 2006, 01:01:58 pm

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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2006, 01:01:58 pm »
I've heard of guys getting pulled over for having a smokey car where I live...  That would really suck!!!


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Reply #5April 27, 2006, 08:55:12 pm

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 08:55:12 pm »
My buddy has a big 1 ton dodge duallys flatdeck bla bla hes got it all tuned chip and injectors some pump mods bunch of boost big ass exhaust smokes like a mofo. A while back his throttle cable broke while dvst8r was driving it leaving my shop so I had to fix it for him than drive it back to his shop and on the way there is this school (in bc all the teachers were on strike) and all the lazy ass teachers were sitting out there protesting and one of them always got mad cause I never honked to support them so she flipped me the bird, I was like man what the heck. so I slammed on the brakes, put it in reverse ( they look pretty scared hahah sketchy mechanic guy ina  big ass truck commin at em) got the exhaust lined up at their group and lit up the tires and got  big old cloud of black soot going on there, they must of showered for a week to get that crap and stink off of them hahaha. Lazy commi teachers probably woulda liked to see the 400 rounds of 12 gauge ammo, skeet shooter, 200 skeets and shotguns we had in the cab too hahah

Reply #6April 27, 2006, 09:35:14 pm

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 09:35:14 pm »
LOL  :lol:
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Reply #7April 27, 2006, 10:19:27 pm

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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 10:19:27 pm »
hehe, i loving shooting smoke on punk asses.  almost gives me a desire to go out and turn my fuel pump up right now
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Reply #8April 28, 2006, 01:14:19 am

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2006, 01:14:19 am »
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hehe, i loving shooting smoke on punk asses.  almost gives me a desire to go out and turn my fuel pump up right now
smokeouts are funny,i dug that dually story!!!!!!i cant help it,when i step on it leaving a light,drag style,the car behind me usually stops to let it clear,,im freakin gone,,if theres another light up ahead,they usually get in the other lane,but if they think they can get around me in a drag race ,they got another thing comin!!
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Reply #9April 28, 2006, 08:05:43 am

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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2006, 08:05:43 am »
the smoke is great for driving at night and having guys tailgate you, just put it down and in the dark they either back way off or pass you so its a win win situation, plus the entertainment value

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Reply #10April 28, 2006, 11:18:26 pm

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2006, 11:18:26 pm »
i know my friends love it when i smoke people out.  evertime a car gets any where near mine they try to say that the car is riding my ass so i will smoke them out.
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Reply #11May 05, 2006, 03:27:29 pm

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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 03:27:29 pm »
You guys are too much, got me rolling!!

Reply #12May 05, 2006, 03:33:38 pm

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 03:33:38 pm »
i hauled an old 1.5 engine down the 401 yesterday in the back of my rabbit... has the oil pan and other bits removed so the residual oil had dripped down into the spare tire well, and out the factory body drain. well that's fine when stopped it just pools on the ground. but while flying down the highway... well when i got home i had oil spatter all over the back of my car!

i can just imagine the thoughts running through the minds of the driver's behind me..... the oil spatter flying off my car and sprinkling their windshields coupled with frequent blasts up to 150km/h (which produce a fair amount of smoke)...... people must have thought i had ragged my old VW to death!! and kept going!!  :lol:

wouldn't have done that knowing i'd spray a little oil on people but in hindsight it was good for a laugh  :roll:

ps- saw an old toyota truck who had hit the centre barrier and burst into flames on the same trip!!  :shock:

Reply #13May 08, 2006, 09:03:47 am

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2006, 09:03:47 am »
Heh, I love smoking people.

My best exhaust story is in the "Two Hondas in one hour!" thread. Prelude driver that just thought that I was WAY too slow for him. :roll:
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Reply #14May 18, 2006, 03:24:59 am

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2006, 03:24:59 am »
Quote from: hillfolk'r
oh yea  diesel,the gift that keeps on giving :shock:


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