Simply put a slow-moving vehicle triangle on the back of it. Attach little racks on the side of the rig (next to the driver's door) where a geriatric wheeled walker can be fitted for transport, and put an oversized AARP sticker/card in the side window.....and get yerself a pair of those wrap-around super-dark glasses! Ta-da....good crusin' from here on oooot!Don't forget the "I brake for bingo parlors" bumper stickers. Perhaps, a "I fought so you young whippersnappers can be free" sticker as well!
...BTW your Bieber avatar is awesome.-Malone