a British smoke tale

[adi]

I have a 2 lane bypass close to my house that goes around half of our city, it has roundabouts on it like every mile or so, and I use it regularly. Not so long ago, just after I wound my boost up, some little oik in a tarted up citroen saxo VTS (for you americans, this is one http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=798&q=citroen+saxo+VTS&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g9&aql=&oq=) come up behind me just as I exited a roundabout. I see him looking quite keen and shooting up my rear, so I thought "here we go then", dropped it down to 3rd and gave him a taste of sweet diesel fumage. Once I shot up the gears (my car seems to go through the gears fairly quickly) and settled in 5th @ about 80mph he was a humble dot in my rear view mirror. That'l teach the little french ***box to try it on with my german derv pocket rocket 

[79rabbit4dr]

hey, I watch Top Gear, I know what a saxo looks like 

[macka]

Nice one. I heard when they recycle citroens, they are made into pop cans. If you open a european coke can, you will see little citroen hood ornament impressions