My excuse for the injector tester in the kitchen.

[smutts]

Perhaps the most bizarre link I have found diesel related, sort of like kind of thing.
Cut paste and google if you want to find other uses for your diesel tester.
http://jds.fass.org/cgi/reprint/44/2/222.pdf

[Syncroincity]

Does this milk taste funny to you? 

[Ziptar]

ABRAHAM LEVITON  AND  M.J.  PALLANSCH
Dairy  Products  Laboratory,  Eastern  Utilization  Research  and  Development  Division,  USDA
Washington  25,  D.  C.

Trillions of tax dollars spent and this is the first useful thing I've seen come of it.

Combine that PDF with this,  How to build a Diesel Injector Pop Tester (/ Home Homogenizer) using a bottle jack and assorted bits and you have......

HOME HOMOGENIZATION FOR THE NATION!!! (catchy eh?)

[smutts]

Unfortunately a dead link now, pity.

[clbanman]

New link:  http://download.journals.elsevierhealth.com/pdfs/journals/0022-0302/PIIS0022030261897269.pdf