its been a half a year, time for an update...
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THE STORY
sometime in december i was driving about 5 km from my house and noticed a whirring sound from what i guessed was the transmission. bad deal i thought, noise is getting louder... hopefully i can make it back home. louder, louder... cars shuts off about 3 km from home. pop the hood, melted negative battery terminal connector. awesome.
got it home, checked electrical quick. seems fine so i put in a new terminal connector, try to start the car and it becomes apparent that the starter is damaged. it turned over but sounded completely wrong, and slow. of course i tried and tried until the starter roasted completely and wouldn't make a sound. drop the hood... deal with this tomorrow.
next day pop the hood, negative connector melted again. i came to the conclusion that it was caused by a neglected fusebox below windshield leak. drove a mkIII into february and then opted to get the rabbit back on the road.
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i think it was burn your money who suggested that it may just be the ignition switch, and the bells and whistles went off. i really appreciate the help some of you have given me. i replaced the ignition switch with a $10 one from altrom and burn sent me a used starter. redid the negative terminal connection again. my little brother helped me do the starter, first time working on cars, he's 14. was damn cold too. once those went in and i remembered i needed to power the stop solenoid, car fired up. blew a ton of smoke, then quickly settled back into the good ol' rabbit i know and love.
VIDEO you will want to turn your sound down.
there were still a ton of nagging electrical issues most of which i solved thanks to help from you guys:
http://vwdiesel.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=6832
the car still isn't starting quite as smoothly in the mornings as i would like... so i still need to change to 0w40 oil for remainder of cold weather and test glow plug resistance to see if any (or all) are bad
the windshield has always leaked a little bit, and by now i've had enough. i should have fix it years ago. does anyone know if an '82 US-built has a glue-in type windshield?? need to remove old windshield, grind off surface rust and paint. then buy correct seal and install new windshield.