Author Topic: You know you have a problem when.... (Read 6350 times)

rallydiesel · « **on:** October 21, 2008, 06:58:49 pm »

You know you have a problem when...

Your idea of a good time is going to the wreckers and looking under every VW hood for a diesel engine.

You save every useless part you pull off your VW in a corner of your garage.

You can hear a four cylinder diesel from four blocks away.

You enjoy the smell of diesel more than fine cologne.

You frantically wave to anyone that drives by in VW diesel.

You secretly obsess about finding a way to convince your wife to buy a Giles pump because "the car needs it".

You consider mufflers a useless option.

You could swap an engine using only your garage rafters, some tiedowns and a and old tire.

You have more spots on your driveway than a teenager on his/her face.

You've had your neighbors give you dirty looks while blanketing yours and their yards with exhaust smoke.

You think about big turbos while being intimate with your significant other.

Blowing a headgasket is a minor annoyance.

You consider 300 000 km to be "just broken in".

VW_Commuter · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:28:04 pm »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

blkboostedtruck · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:33:17 pm »

besides the wife part and the garage rafters that fits me :shock:
Duane

rabbitman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:30:34 pm »

hahaha that's cool :lol:

and when you want a diesel snowmachine, fourwheeler, airplane and motorcycle. :idea:

shegel · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:00:26 pm »

a lot of those remind me of my car..... :cry:

Op-Ivy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 23, 2008, 12:09:36 am »

Post of the year! :lol:

Turbinepowered · « **Reply #6 on:** October 23, 2008, 01:31:44 am »

Problem avoided, I don't have a wife!

jtanguay · « **Reply #7 on:** October 23, 2008, 04:23:59 am »

oh but you can justify the Giles pump in fuel savings!!! its an investment!

:wink:

Turbinepowered · « **Reply #8 on:** October 23, 2008, 04:46:13 am »

Quote from: "jtanguay"

oh but you can justify the Giles pump in fuel savings!!! its an investment! :wink:

True, and it is far easier for me to convince myself than for me to convince myself then convince someone else!