1.
A honda civic was following behind me.
I was crusing up a small hill in town, burning oil. A deer jumped out of someones lawn, and I locked up the VW rabbit tires, make lots of tire smoke and noise, and came very close to hitting the deer.
So, I dump it in 1st, floor it up to 20 then put it in 2nd and floor it up to 35, leaving a hell of a lot of grey/blue smoke behind me.
I come to the top of the hill, 35mph, flat for about 1 mile. Then it comes to a much larger hill, where it becomes the highway at 55Mph.
Of course, I put in 3rd and floor it hard up to about 50, and the honda had enough of my blue and black smokescreen, so the person passes me as If I were going backwards.
Then, I start to creep toward 55 in 3rd gear, just keep it mashed, and of course the civic wusses out on the hill and I have to let off the throttle and slow down.
2. Stoplight, 4 lane street. The Peterbuilt with logs on it was on my left, I was on the right. Two diesels next to eachother clattering away. The light goes green, and I put it in 1st and floor it hard, then into 2nd and start to creep toward 20Mph, of course, the peterbuilt with logs on it still is accelerating faster than me.
3. Budweiser beer semi, riding my bumper. Dont blame the guy, I was going 40Mph in a 55. So I floor it up to 60, and I cant shake the guy. I slow back down to 55, and he passes me. Im thinking "Oh yeah, sure. Get outta here, ya peice of crap...", also wonering how he manages to outrun a 1900lb car...
Not quite like the movie "Duel", but similar idea. Guy in a little car floors it as fast as the car wants to go, but the semi is still on his bumper... hmm.
4. Not quite a loss, but it was good. I was tailgating an oil burning mini-van. Very tight windy corners. They speed up to about 5 over and wont let me pass, or either I dont have enough hampsters under the hood to do it. The van was taking corners hard, I was in the rabbit and my tires were howling on the corners and my crap was sliding around in the back.
Of course, a little hatchback can hold out better in the corners than a mini van. The van is leaning hard in the corners, and after a few minutes they pull over really fast and hard off to the side of the road, and I just keep on rattling away.