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Engine Specific Info and Questions => IDI Engine => Topic started by: Eugene on September 10, 2006, 09:07:51 pm

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: Eugene on September 10, 2006, 09:07:51 pm

Pathetic Soul: Doctor, Doctor, my pump is broken. I am bleeding from many places and my arteries are melting.

Dr. Diesel: You will have to make the pilgrimage to see Father Superior Giles in the land of Big Smoke.

Pathetic Soul: I am but an indentured slave to an evil taskmaster. She will harvest my vital organ if I venture so far.

Dr. Diesel: You truly are pathetic. Nonetheless, it is my advocation to help those of Sootland. I shall conjure up a spare from my infinite resources and go see the Father Superior myself on your behalf, as he is a true friend and brotheren.

Pathetic Soul: Thank you, thank you, doctor.

Dr. Diesel: You must return to have your transplant at a moment’s notice as I must leave for far far away to renew my faith in womanhood.

Pathetic Soul: I see, but I am locked in the arms of Morpheus until high noon and only allowed to labour in darkness under cruel conditions.

Dr. Diesel: That will be the sacrifice you must make to the Gods of Diesel.

Pathetic Soul: I shall o wise one.

A few days later

Dr. Diesel: I clang your cell and command you to my lair as I am returning from Superior Giles with a refreshed pump.

Pathetic Soul: I bring homage of food and drink.

Dr. Diesel: Tada!!! With the help of Govenor Mod and a few fresh harpies your engine is reborn.

Pathetic Soul: I’m alive I’m alive.

Dr. Diesel: Go forth and champion the virtues of the Church of Diesel and the Wizardry of Superior Giles.

Pathetic Soul: I can walk, I can run, I can fly. I am a true believer.

Title: Re: Lords of the Pump
Post by: jackbombay on September 10, 2006, 09:56:27 pm

Quote from: "Eugene"

the land of Big Smoke.

  LOL!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: dubCanuck1 on September 10, 2006, 11:44:40 pm

I didn't know MacBeth drove a diesel. Good to know though.

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: zagarus on September 11, 2006, 12:51:53 am

To smoke or not to smoke? What a silly question.  :P

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: klang on September 11, 2006, 02:27:43 am

hahahah =)

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: Benjamin on September 11, 2006, 03:00:21 am

:mrgreen:  lol!

Greetz, Benjamin

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: SMOKEYDUB on September 11, 2006, 03:55:12 pm

that was the best english class short story i ever read. i wish they were all that good. LAND OF BIG SMOKE  :D

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: gnavs on September 12, 2006, 01:30:14 pm

beautifully written.  Bravo :D

Title: Lords of the Pump
Post by: Dr. Diesel on September 18, 2006, 12:41:24 pm

haha! that was a close one, fixing 'Pathetic Soul's' car, then immediately driving to the airport to leave for vacation. Glad you're happy with it!