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Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: 2mAn on November 30, 2006, 12:59:41 am

this story is a few months old, but its a goodie....

so im driving my NA 1.6 to the liquor store with my lovely honey bunnies. driving in a 50 zone doing about that and this loud exhaust comes buzzing past me.
 its a 90s honda accord. rattle can black, prelude wheels, loud annoying exhaust. it buzzes in front of me so im right next to his muffler. i think to myself, GOD thats annoying... so i punch it, of course im in my NA diesel, so slowly i pass him. i dont look at him or anything, why do i need to? i get a car length ahead of him and cruise. then i hear that damn exhaust again. he punches it, the auto tranny downshifts for him, and the noise gets loud..... but nothing.
im doing about 70 (top speed :lol: ) and still nothing. i start thinking to myself, am i going to actually beat this POS. NOPE finally he is doing at least 80 and he passes but just in time to slow down for the light. i ask my lil honey to roll down the window and i pull up next to the guy. he looks at me and i tell him that i have 70bhp. he laughs for a second, but then he puts two n two together and the smile disappears off his face. classic. we laugh at him as we make our left turn and continue on with our night.... good times....

and just for reading all this ill give you a pic of my lil bunnies from later that night

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/2manvr6/myspace/P5060061.jpg)
oh yea she likes it like that!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/2manvr6/myspace/P5060066.jpg)

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: lord_verminaard on November 30, 2006, 07:07:13 am

Hmm, looks expensive..... ;)

Brendan
84 Scirocco 8v
00 Camaro L36 M49

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: burn_your_money on November 30, 2006, 07:32:57 am

very good stuff

Oh yeah, the ricer story was good too :P

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Post by: Darkness_is_spreading on November 30, 2006, 09:55:00 am

Nice .......   the look on his face and  chillin with girls like that tops the cake

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: Jetta Fan on November 30, 2006, 10:38:53 am

Nice story man.

But I'm still trying to figure out what you were doing out driving around with three hot bunnies like that! Man, cruising around would be the furthest thing from my mind.

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: hillfolk'r on November 30, 2006, 01:48:06 pm

nice honeys there
post more pics of them frolicking
(hillfolk wipes drool from chin) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: hillfolk'r on November 30, 2006, 01:50:06 pm

Quote from: hillfolk'r

nice honeys there
post more pics of them frolicking
you are a total pimp,lol
the one on the right side,very nice
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/2manvr6/myspace/P5060061.jpg)
(hillfolk wipes drool from chin) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: Dr. Diesel on November 30, 2006, 03:37:50 pm

god bless bunnies. My neighbourhood is infested with them. too bad mine  are the furry types that leave little pyramids of poo on your lawn.  :x

honda driver was a sucker.

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: RabbitJockey on November 30, 2006, 05:53:08 pm

you can only do 70? i could do 85+ with my old na engine and no super pump, but that also had an ff attached to it.  it'd put money on you beating him from a roll, i almost beat one before with an na motor

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: hillfolk'r on December 01, 2006, 12:57:31 am

dude you are worried about the car????lol he had 3 bunnies in it
that has to be an extra 75 pounds :lol:
didnt you see the pics????? who cares about the car?????  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: 2mAn on December 01, 2006, 01:12:32 am

Quote from: hillfolk'r

dude you are worried about the car????lol he had 3 bunnies in it
that has to be an extra 75 pounds :lol:
didnt you see the pics????? who cares about the car?????  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

yea im not worried, i can go 80. im sure since i got a speeding ticket and the cop said o was doing 80. i responded with a puzzled look....


id post some more pics, but im not at my computer, maybe later... ill have to start a new thread, i got lockable material :lol:   8)

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: Jetta Fan on December 01, 2006, 08:13:19 am

Lockable material you say..... :wink:

I'll have to pm you my e-mail address......can't be getting threads locked now can we?  :lol:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: RabbitJockey on December 01, 2006, 06:12:14 pm

i like the one with the pink checker shoes

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: jtanguay on December 02, 2006, 06:40:18 am

man diesels r cool... get all the chicks.. and still have money left over to buy booze from all that saved cash! smart cars may be smart... but our diesels are smart and cool... haha

wish i could pick up chicks like that... damn must be more than just your hot wheels hehehe

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: SMOKEYDUB on December 02, 2006, 11:49:08 pm

HEY THATS MY SISTER! (WHY I OTTAAA) lol jk

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: wolfsburgnut on December 03, 2006, 07:27:42 pm

Perhaps you should start up a thread about picking up chicks with a VW diesel.  All the girls around here seem to view diesels as a turn off.  Then again maybe they dont like the tan fender and the black fender on the other side (with the wrecker stock number scrawled across it)(on a burgundy car) :oops: and the white passat wheels  :roll: maybe I should get those problems fixed first...

Peter

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: RabbitJockey on December 03, 2006, 09:53:33 pm

girls seem to like both of my cars, especially my rabbit, but i think that is mostly because of the name

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: 2mAn on December 04, 2006, 03:04:32 am

hehe i dont use my cars to pick up girls, though the ladies did love my mk2 vr6...

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: burn_your_money on December 04, 2006, 11:08:44 am

It's a good thing I don't use my jetta to pick up girls with... its kind of hard (and boring) to show off excellent mileage

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: Jetta Fan on December 04, 2006, 12:51:16 pm

I don't think I could pick up girls in my Jetta either. Faded red paint, mis-matched hub caps....not exactly a chick magnet. LOL

My cousin had a little POS car one time and was on a date with this girl and she said "this is a cute little car". He said "you sure must have a different view from that seat than I do from this one".  :lol:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: 2mAn on December 05, 2006, 12:55:41 am

youll be surprised with the right people, with the prices some of these people are paying for gas, they are impressed when i tell em i havent filled up in a few weeks. but chick magnets... i dunno...

my girls did like the new matching "helios" back seat i got with headrests and an armrest, though i dont think they used em :wink:

Title: i lost, but really HE was the loser
Post by: hillfolk'r on December 15, 2006, 02:20:00 am

hee hee
(http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/2694/kittenpantzlp2oj7.jpg)
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