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Title: veggi smoked a cavalier
Post by: bkschott on September 04, 2008, 02:42:46 pm
har har.  Well,coming down the hill into town today there was a chevy cavalier riding my ass.  I hit the brakes to tell him to back off, but of course that just prompted his finger out the window, so I in turn slowed down a little prematurely on the way into town, and cruised the speed limit to the stop light.  He came within inches at the light, and we turned onto a 4 lane road.  He blew past me, (I'm not much for speeding thru town) but luck would have it that we met first in line at the first and only stop light.  I am driving my 82 Rabbit that I just finished a TD conversion on, and was driving for the FIRST time on my newly finished vegetable oil conversion (which adds a nice tinge to the smoke).  Well, granted he had 3 fat asses in the car, and I am stripped down to nothing but my one racing seat, but none the less, I smoked his ass off the line, got in front of him, and stomped it in third.  Hopefully leaving a nice film on his windshield.  I then got just over the speed limit, and let his ratty piece of *** clank on by....only to see him PULLED OVER not a mile down the road...bwahahahahaha.  I hope to have the same experience every day for the rest of my life.
Title: veggi smoked a cavalier
Post by: zukgod1 on September 04, 2008, 03:07:48 pm
Perfect!!

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!!
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Post by: cyrus #1 on September 04, 2008, 09:05:47 pm
Haha! I love it when you see them pulled over.  :twisted:
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Post by: Op-Ivy on September 04, 2008, 11:37:24 pm
Hahaha!!!!! Perfect!
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Post by: Smokey Eddy on September 05, 2008, 03:38:56 am
that IS funny
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on March 04, 2009, 02:24:49 pm
this story is not that funny when your the one pulled over. same story, but the civic i passed got all butt hurt and called the cops on me. told them i made an unsafe and illegal pass. it was total complete BS. the cops in this town are so crooked also. you can drive around selling crack and meth all day long, but the second you try and race a civic, they pull you over and screw you in the ass.
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on March 04, 2009, 07:25:54 pm
Quote from: "Rabbit on Roids"
this story is not that funny when your the one pulled over. same story, but the civic i passed got all butt hurt and called the cops on me. told them i made an unsafe and illegal pass. it was total complete BS. the cops in this town are so crooked also. you can drive around selling crack and meth all day long, but the second you try and race a civic, they pull you over and screw you in the ass.


what did they get you for? they can't charge you with **** if they didn't see it! Please tell me they didn't try and charge you....

What went down?
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on March 04, 2009, 09:55:30 pm
oh yes they got me.. unsafe passing, speeding, reckless driving, reckless endangerment of a minor....... must i go on? the cops around here are *******************..
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on March 04, 2009, 10:12:58 pm
but how.. if they didn't see you do anything... that's a load oaf ASS

I was drifting in a parking lot and some lady phoned the cops, by the time the cops got there.. i was inside shopping and when i came out they confronted me.. and said listen.. we cant prove it was you because we didnt see it.. but dont let us catch you doing it.. the rhymed off a few charges i coulda been layed with.. I flipped the lady the bird as i drifted out of the parking lot in front of her :P cops where you live are GAY... thats horrible!
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on March 04, 2009, 11:23:01 pm
uh, yea.. thats kinda the reason i dont have a drivers lisence.. and im not gonna legally posses one for 2 more years. the cops here hate me. i out ran the hemi charger state police car one night too. they were really pissed after that. now there are cops breaking the law just to know where im at. like they go out of jursdiction and everything. they smoke evidence too. like i said before.. crooked bastards.
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on March 04, 2009, 11:25:27 pm
but you outran the cops.. No wonder they believed the woman who phoned you in :P

Your slated for Death :P that sucks man... really bad! godddamn.. im speechless now :( olol crooked cops are no fun at all
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on March 04, 2009, 11:31:56 pm
yea, i know.. i hate it here, i need to move somewhere where there isnt 3 mk 1 rabbits in the whole county. and it just so happens that i own 2 of those rabbits. and trust me, that outrunning the cops thing.. its definently not the first time its happened. that was just the first time i ran from one in my rabbit. and they only caught me one time.. and that was because my car was at like 103* f.. not the best temperature to be building mad power and revs in a diesel engine..
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 01, 2009, 07:52:14 am
Anything in this town with a decals on it...is automatically a street racer...doesn't matter is your driving a 40,000$ street car, or my girlfriend's blue accent your a racer...One day I was driving a out of province car that was modified and they pulled me over for "having a potential street racing car" wtf...I out ran a cop one night and they stop chasing at 170kph...thank god my car could climb pass 200
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Post by: Smokey Eddy on April 04, 2009, 07:33:40 am
You guys are [pardon my french] flipping nuts...

I would never try to out run the cops... Isn't evading the cops a huge felony?

like just ludacris...

the ticket is several times larger and they revoke your license...

How can that justify the means?
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on April 04, 2009, 10:04:08 am
I agree with you on that one Ed... lol

You guys have lost a screw or two :P:P

OUTRUN THE COPS!? I'd never think of it, I dunno what kinda cop cars there using out east. But in Ontario, Our crown vics top out around 250. and they can get up to that speed like a bullet. Unless your on a street bike, or in a lambo.. good luck outrunning them here :P Maybe its because of sheer numbers? the size of the OPP might have to do with it.. and maybe having more funds?

Either way.. YOU are CRAZY! lol
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 04, 2009, 12:21:15 pm
Quote from: "Smokey Eddy"
You guys are [pardon my french] flipping nuts...

I would never try to out run the cops... Isn't evading the cops a huge felony?

like just ludacris...

the ticket is several times larger and they revoke your license...

How can that justify the means?


but... you are not me for one, and are probably not nearly as crazy.
and i have a problem with the authority around here.
and yes, its a HUGE felony. 10000 dollar ticket, car gets towed, you go to jail. and the way i justify it. if i get pulled over, there is a 100% chance i will get a ticket, but theres a slightly better chance that i will out run him and get away. im one of those people that knows the absolute limits of their vehicle and can drive it to those limits. and as for them revoking your lisence, yea, they can do that. i dont exactly have a drivers lisence. they already suspended it. and its gonna be gone for a really long time. ive since changed the color of my car, and also changed my driving habits. i try to stay out of the rpms now. keeping it under like 3 grand draws much less attn.
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 04, 2009, 05:10:59 pm
the RCMP... and at 11:30 at night you meet in on a 2 lane high going 170+ they hit the lights, do a U turn ... and stop chasing because your long gone...
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Post by: Smokey Eddy on April 04, 2009, 09:32:44 pm
The only time i'd ever consider having any success out running the cops would be on a bike. and likely in a major city where i could just duck into an alley way. I've seen cops here on the highway take chase and i'll be going 110 and they WERE going 110 a moment ago but you can hear the super charger screaming and they get up to a ludicrous speed in a matter of like 4 seconds.


So, Rabbit on Roids, you have a 100% chance of getting a $110 ticket or say (or even $300), i'll you the benefit of the doubt here and say you have a 5% chance of out running the cops, a 95% chance of getting a $10,000 ticket... vs a ticket that is at MOST 1/10th as much. and basically a warrant since you already don't have a license.

...
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but i guess you're a little more "low key" now opposed to ...what ever you got into trouble for in the first place.
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 05, 2009, 09:02:37 am
Around here they don't use any supercharged cars, just plain Police interceptors, and Yes they can go up to 250...Find a cop thats willing to bring it passed 170-180 on a 2 lane highway...
Title: veggi smoked a cavalier
Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 05, 2009, 01:12:18 pm
Quote from: "catlin_cava"
Around here they don't use any supercharged cars, just plain Police interceptors, and Yes they can go up to 250...Find a cop thats willing to bring it passed 170-180 on a 2 lane highway...


see, thats what im saying.. they dont have the balls to go fast. or to learn the limits of their cars.

and eddy, laws are slightly different here. if i get pulled over, my car gets impounded (400 bucks) and i get a nice big fat 900 dollar ticket. and oh yea, forgot to say that it adds another year to my suspension. so, yea.. ill take my chances and run. i dont really leave my home town now that im not legal to drive. so if a cop trys to chase me. he doesnt have a chance. they have no wheres near the experience on these roads that i do. i dont look at it as im crazy, im just confident in my driving abilities.
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Post by: jtanguay on April 05, 2009, 04:21:25 pm
another reason why cops won't chase you is that if you were to get in an accident or kill someone, they need a very good reason, or they are in big crap.  the only time they will pursue someone at high speed is if they did something big like robbery or have a warrant, etc.  BUT if you run from the cops enough, pretty soon they'll be on the lookout for you and probably chase you just out of spite.  :lol:

where i live they have a chopper but i think it can only fly for a few hours before needing a fuel up, so having a nice fuel efficient car makes all the difference... unless they bust out the spike strip!  :lol:

so while i don't condone what you do rabbit on roids, i'm glad you're keeping it 'low key'.  as it would suck if they got ya.  

better pull out the tremclad and rotate colours every so often  :wink:   :lol:

does anyone remember the x-files episode where those sci fi geeks in the old vw van had a licence plate changer?  it was soo ghetto but at least they squealed the tires on the van (which is probaby impossible with the stock engine  :roll:  :lol:)
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 05, 2009, 06:02:57 pm
well the section of highway i use to run on a regular bases (the one I kept meeting cops on) they only chase maybe 2km and if your showing no signs of letting up they stop because 4 years ago they chased a guy i knew down because of a burnt tailight on his street bike. he lost control and plowed into a rock face....the cops got INTO BIG *** for that one...
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on April 06, 2009, 12:48:56 am
Quote from: "catlin_cava"
well the section of highway i use to run on a regular bases (the one I kept meeting cops on) they only chase maybe 2km and if your showing no signs of letting up they stop because 4 years ago they chased a guy i knew down because of a burnt tailight on his street bike. he lost control and plowed into a rock face....the cops got INTO BIG *** for that one...


Justice system is screwed up these days. busted tail, stop and get the ticket or warning. he would have been on his marry un-cripple or un-dead way. it should be like how it used to be. He creamed the rock.. cops saw it as his punishment and left him there. Now the guy on the bike sues for being pursued into a rock face.. or some bs like that.. Wth? lol why did he run for a burnt tail?

You guys are still crazy, anyway you cut it. if your not crazy now, you were crazy then for whatever you did to start havoc. I understand you can take your car to its limits, but what happens when the 30 something dad of 4 can't? and you collide? There is no way to justify your actions. Sorry. its black and white. you are bad men. :P:P:P
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 06, 2009, 07:34:26 am
No they guy didn't sue...he died on impact...and the cops didn't call for anything they left, i know that for a fact. I don't bring my car up to its limit in the day, I use to do it late at night when I knew nobody drives on those highways. I don't drive like that anymore...The last time i brought my car up that high I blew the motor in my poor car... :x
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on April 06, 2009, 10:53:24 am
lol. well then i guess  you are trying to find the way of our lord and savior young one :)

this is a good sign. and.. i guess if you gotta. and night is better then in the day when children could be involved right?

I change what isaid.. you WERE a bad man lol
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 07, 2009, 12:51:14 pm
no no no. i dont let cops chase me where theres cops around. cause i pretty much have to put my rabbit on to drive it. im 6'7" and actually can squeeze into one. but thats on a side note. just saying that i dont ever want to crash one. and what is a family and their kids doing in my lane? i never go into the on coming lane unless i know im safe. ive had enough close calls to know whats dumb and whats not. im not stupid, or a bad man or whatever you have to say. im safe, even when im doing something illegal. i have NEVER been in a wreck that was my fault. if you lived here, you would know what i mean. ive had problems with the cops since i was 15. first time i got pulled over, it was for no reason other than i was an in-experienced driver. and i have painted the rabbit since the last time i got in trouble. it got treated to a flat black paint job, different wheels, and when i get home from alaska im probably going to tint the windows. or i could just say hell with it and build a engine for my Yetta. its already painted nice and has tint. and it handles like a MOTHER.

oh yea, i even went so far as to put a muffler on my car. its the only car in the county that actually sounds like its got a turbo. and the cops knew it. im still scared to death to drive where i got my tickets tho. i have 4 different sets of cops to deal with here. and in the last 3 months, ive had to deal with zero cops.
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on April 07, 2009, 12:53:04 pm
Got any pics Bad man?

:P:P :twisted:  :twisted:
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 07, 2009, 12:53:52 pm
of?
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Post by: 8v-of-fury on April 07, 2009, 01:05:42 pm
your cars! The Rabbit and the Yetta
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Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 07, 2009, 01:09:43 pm
i have pics of my rabbit when it was still baby blue and rust..

dang, no pictures of anything else tho. i might go take some today. its a really nice day.
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 08, 2009, 06:14:04 am
well for me it kinna sucks...i gave hell intown before with my old MK3...and now i've got another one...problem is....my 96 was forest green and the 97 is black...both with moonroofs...2 same descriptions...Anyways i saw a new type of police vehicle and makes me scared...Big Black Chevy 3/4ton :shock: ...you never think of a cop car...


sorrry to the author for jacking your thread.
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Post by: shegel on April 08, 2009, 12:56:22 pm
they started using those lexus rx300's around here and they have 1 hemi charger that they use
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Post by: catlin_cava on April 08, 2009, 01:29:31 pm
you can't tell its a cop till after they hit the lights...and when that happens...its too late...plus the cops change their car colors to actual black and white...from plain white...they are changing it up to confuse people
Title: veggi smoked a cavalier
Post by: Rabbit on Roids on April 08, 2009, 02:18:08 pm
Quote from: "catlin_cava"
well for me it kinna sucks...i gave hell intown before with my old MK3...and now i've got another one...problem is....my 96 was forest green and the 97 is black...both with moonroofs...2 same descriptions...Anyways i saw a new type of police vehicle and makes me scared...Big Black Chevy 3/4ton :shock: ...you never think of a cop car...


sorrry to the author for jacking your thread.


pfft.. the trucks are nothing new. we have suburbans, tahoes, jeep wranglers and cherokees, crown vics, explorers and expeditions, chargers, magnums, camaros..  crap, i cant think of any more different ones. but yea.. i have all those rigs to deal with. i dont even look for cop cars anymore, i just look for the yellow lisence plate.