What about punching a hole in the filter and popping that suction nozzle in there.. Still probably won't get it all, but it may get a good bit...
your gonna have a hard time sucking the filter dry. it would be different if the oil filter were mounted upside down, but its right side up, and gravity, plus drain back valves are holding the oil in the filter..
I don't see how you sucked the system dry through the dipstick tube. The tube DOES NOT extend to the bottom of the pan. To be honest...it does not even extend into the pan. Either you were frightfully low on oil, or I'm missing something.Below is a picture of a 16V engine. Same concept. Notice how the dipstick which is protruding through the block above the center main bearing cap. No tube.So...are sure there was oil in there?