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July 22, 2009, 06:37:59 pm

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idiot blocking traffic got the message
« on: July 22, 2009, 06:37:59 pm »
So its rush hour and on a street from which one of the bridges has it's outflow, there is a point where for some reason the city lets people turn left, blocking the left lane if someone is waiting to turn. Some moron decides to illegally  stop in the right lane exactly where normally some traffic can get by. He could have easily turned into a lane way right where he was but ?... Everyone is honking at him and swearing as they squeeze by and he's screaming like it's their fault. The light turns red and i manage to just squeeze up so my tailpipe is below his window. Light turns green, i wind it up and he gets a big blast as i pull away. It wasn't too toxic unfortunately as i was on VO , but i made a nice cloud and i could see him swearing as i pulled around the corner. ;D


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Reply #1July 23, 2009, 10:52:52 am

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 10:52:52 am »
I must say, these ol' VW's do great in the pleasure department. Just when you start getting frustrated at how slow she's moving, you can smoke an entire block out and giggle your way in to work (this morning)
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Reply #2July 23, 2009, 10:55:35 am

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 10:55:35 am »
I miss the winter time.  my car doesn't smoke in the summer except for twenty seconds or so at startup. :-[
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Reply #3July 23, 2009, 12:57:37 pm

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 12:57:37 pm »
Yes, nothing like a little 'crop dusting' to get your point across. I love letting off on my accelerator and coasting for a few feet, then stomp on it while he is too close to my taillights. A couple of times gets the point across very well.

I loved the old Detroit Diesel 6v and 8v 92's. We used to get people who would cut off my ladder truck, then get stopped at the next light. Looking in the right mirror to line the exhaust pipe with the open window, then step on the accelerator when the light turned green.

Never went too far for a few seconds after that.... :)

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Reply #4September 13, 2009, 05:47:55 pm

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 05:47:55 pm »
The good ol detroit smog monsters. We had a hazmat truck at work that when people would get to close we would pull out the choke a tad, and fume them good. I love letting my car idle in the winter as I get WVO from the local Chinese Resteraunt. I always get hungry for eggrolls and wontons for some reason :D
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Reply #5September 18, 2009, 05:13:24 am

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2009, 05:13:24 am »
There is something magical about diesels and the cold. I'm not sure what it is. even in 36 degrees (the other day) my jetta still reminded me of the ski hill and snow banks...
odd.
Then that makes me want a syncro for it ... sigh. Dancing leads to kissing, kissing leads to more dancing, dancing leads to sex.
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Reply #6September 30, 2009, 10:57:24 pm

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 10:57:24 pm »
There is something magical about diesels and the cold. I'm not sure what it is. even in 36 degrees (the other day) my jetta still reminded me of the ski hill and snow banks...
odd.
Then that makes me want a syncro for it ... sigh. Dancing leads to kissing, kissing leads to more dancing, dancing leads to sex.

I never thought a noisy VW diesel could lead to sex.

You, Sir, are a methodical genius!!!!!!!!! :) :)

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Reply #7October 17, 2009, 10:52:45 pm

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2009, 10:52:45 pm »
One time I got a big cloud that the wind blew right into a guys car, he was waving it away from his face, most satisfaction ever.. this car = offset anger on others  ;D

haha that reminds me of one summer when i smoked someone out... all i could see is a hand outside his window with his middle finger amidst the smoke mwahahahahaa


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Reply #8October 28, 2009, 12:44:26 pm

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Re: idiot blocking traffic got the message
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 12:44:26 pm »
There is something magical about diesels and the cold. I'm not sure what it is. even in 36 degrees (the other day) my jetta still reminded me of the ski hill and snow banks...
odd.
Then that makes me want a syncro for it ... sigh. Dancing leads to kissing, kissing leads to more dancing, dancing leads to sex.

I never thought a noisy VW diesel could lead to sex.

You, Sir, are a methodical genius!!!!!!!!! :) :)

Stay safe, stay well. Jimmy.

diesels do not lead to sex, unless you find a significant other that gets turned on by the rattle of a diesel.