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September 04, 2008, 02:42:46 pm

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« on: September 04, 2008, 02:42:46 pm »
har har.  Well,coming down the hill into town today there was a chevy cavalier riding my ass.  I hit the brakes to tell him to back off, but of course that just prompted his finger out the window, so I in turn slowed down a little prematurely on the way into town, and cruised the speed limit to the stop light.  He came within inches at the light, and we turned onto a 4 lane road.  He blew past me, (I'm not much for speeding thru town) but luck would have it that we met first in line at the first and only stop light.  I am driving my 82 Rabbit that I just finished a TD conversion on, and was driving for the FIRST time on my newly finished vegetable oil conversion (which adds a nice tinge to the smoke).  Well, granted he had 3 fat asses in the car, and I am stripped down to nothing but my one racing seat, but none the less, I smoked his ass off the line, got in front of him, and stomped it in third.  Hopefully leaving a nice film on his windshield.  I then got just over the speed limit, and let his ratty piece of *** clank on by....only to see him PULLED OVER not a mile down the road...bwahahahahaha.  I hope to have the same experience every day for the rest of my life.


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Reply #1September 04, 2008, 03:07:48 pm

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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 03:07:48 pm »
Perfect!!

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!!
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Reply #2September 04, 2008, 09:05:47 pm

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 09:05:47 pm »
Haha! I love it when you see them pulled over.  :twisted:
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Reply #3September 04, 2008, 11:37:24 pm

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2008, 11:37:24 pm »
Hahaha!!!!! Perfect!
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Reply #4September 05, 2008, 03:38:56 am

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 03:38:56 am »
that IS funny
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Reply #5March 04, 2009, 02:24:49 pm

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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 02:24:49 pm »
this story is not that funny when your the one pulled over. same story, but the civic i passed got all butt hurt and called the cops on me. told them i made an unsafe and illegal pass. it was total complete BS. the cops in this town are so crooked also. you can drive around selling crack and meth all day long, but the second you try and race a civic, they pull you over and screw you in the ass.

Reply #6March 04, 2009, 07:25:54 pm

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 07:25:54 pm »
Quote from: "Rabbit on Roids"
this story is not that funny when your the one pulled over. same story, but the civic i passed got all butt hurt and called the cops on me. told them i made an unsafe and illegal pass. it was total complete BS. the cops in this town are so crooked also. you can drive around selling crack and meth all day long, but the second you try and race a civic, they pull you over and screw you in the ass.


what did they get you for? they can't charge you with **** if they didn't see it! Please tell me they didn't try and charge you....

What went down?

Reply #7March 04, 2009, 09:55:30 pm

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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 09:55:30 pm »
oh yes they got me.. unsafe passing, speeding, reckless driving, reckless endangerment of a minor....... must i go on? the cops around here are *******************..

Reply #8March 04, 2009, 10:12:58 pm

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 10:12:58 pm »
but how.. if they didn't see you do anything... that's a load oaf ASS

I was drifting in a parking lot and some lady phoned the cops, by the time the cops got there.. i was inside shopping and when i came out they confronted me.. and said listen.. we cant prove it was you because we didnt see it.. but dont let us catch you doing it.. the rhymed off a few charges i coulda been layed with.. I flipped the lady the bird as i drifted out of the parking lot in front of her :P cops where you live are GAY... thats horrible!

Reply #9March 04, 2009, 11:23:01 pm

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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 11:23:01 pm »
uh, yea.. thats kinda the reason i dont have a drivers lisence.. and im not gonna legally posses one for 2 more years. the cops here hate me. i out ran the hemi charger state police car one night too. they were really pissed after that. now there are cops breaking the law just to know where im at. like they go out of jursdiction and everything. they smoke evidence too. like i said before.. crooked bastards.

Reply #10March 04, 2009, 11:25:27 pm

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 11:25:27 pm »
but you outran the cops.. No wonder they believed the woman who phoned you in :P

Your slated for Death :P that sucks man... really bad! godddamn.. im speechless now :( olol crooked cops are no fun at all

Reply #11March 04, 2009, 11:31:56 pm

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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 11:31:56 pm »
yea, i know.. i hate it here, i need to move somewhere where there isnt 3 mk 1 rabbits in the whole county. and it just so happens that i own 2 of those rabbits. and trust me, that outrunning the cops thing.. its definently not the first time its happened. that was just the first time i ran from one in my rabbit. and they only caught me one time.. and that was because my car was at like 103* f.. not the best temperature to be building mad power and revs in a diesel engine..

Reply #12April 01, 2009, 07:52:14 am

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 07:52:14 am »
Anything in this town with a decals on it...is automatically a street racer...doesn't matter is your driving a 40,000$ street car, or my girlfriend's blue accent your a racer...One day I was driving a out of province car that was modified and they pulled me over for "having a potential street racing car" wtf...I out ran a cop one night and they stop chasing at 170kph...thank god my car could climb pass 200
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Reply #13April 04, 2009, 07:33:40 am

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2009, 07:33:40 am »
You guys are [pardon my french] flipping nuts...

I would never try to out run the cops... Isn't evading the cops a huge felony?

like just ludacris...

the ticket is several times larger and they revoke your license...

How can that justify the means?
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Reply #14April 04, 2009, 10:04:08 am

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2009, 10:04:08 am »
I agree with you on that one Ed... lol

You guys have lost a screw or two :P:P

OUTRUN THE COPS!? I'd never think of it, I dunno what kinda cop cars there using out east. But in Ontario, Our crown vics top out around 250. and they can get up to that speed like a bullet. Unless your on a street bike, or in a lambo.. good luck outrunning them here :P Maybe its because of sheer numbers? the size of the OPP might have to do with it.. and maybe having more funds?

Either way.. YOU are CRAZY! lol