Here's how it goes...
Parked the van up.
Hour or so later, get back in the van.
turn key.......nothing.
Hold the key to see if it's just being a one - off awkward pain, and the oil light and buzzer come on. Check the dip, oil level is fine. there is 1/4 of a tank of fuel. Haven't had ANY problems to speak of. Cambelt is fine. Feels like little or no compression, the engine is turning too quickly.
WTF?
Real pain is I have no tools at home (all at my lockup as I have been working on the cortina) and no scanner.
I'm stranded!!!