I doubt that the problem is under the hood. More likely you have a rotten windshield sill and seal leaking allowing the water to drip through the electrical cluster behind the dash. Check for signs of water damage there. As an aside check your rain tray (where the wiper motor and meechanism lives) drains to make sure they are open. This can also cause water to back up flooding into the back of the dash area.
:? funny---- anyone have any serious suggestions? There are no windshield leaks. Could water getting on the sensor contacts under the hood be doing this?